The famous ice cream company got caught up in the Jeremy Lin hype and put fortune cookies in their “Taste the Lin-Sanity” frozen yogurt. Save the rest of your speech for Twitter. Sorry sweetheart, but we’ve got an award show to do. Singing sensation Adele recently gave the middle finger to the host of the 2012 Brit Awards for cutting her acceptance speech short.Ī lot of people would say the host should get the business.īut I’m choosing to piss on Adele instead for being so long winded all the time. I’m pissing on anyone who donated large sums to this cause but refuses to give a dime to stop violence and poverty in the city. So how is it that we can’t raise half of that in a year to keep open educational programs in the inner city? In less than two months, $5 million was raised to keep them open. Four Philadelphia Catholic high schools were in danger of closing. I went to Catholic School so this is no prejudice whatsoever. Saving of Philadelphia Catholic Schoolsīefore you call me an atheist, here me out. Nutter gets pissed on for making news editor one of his duties as Mayor.Ħ. Why is this the first time you’re hearing about it? Because Mayor Nutter put the pressure on local news station not to air the footage. The Mayor of Philadelphia was captured on camera slapping a woman’s ass at a local bowling alley this past summer. I can’t be mad at the guys who competed in this year’s NBA Slam Dunk Contest.īut LeBron James, Dwight Howard, Blake Griffin and Andre Iguodala get “the business” for not coming off their high horse and making it a real competition. He gets pissed on for proving that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Well it looks like his son Pat, coach of the Lamar Cardinals is up to the same thing. Remember the coaching days of Bobby Knight? You know the guy that through folding chairs onto the court and went off screaming whenever he had the chance too. But once snoring, drooling or a dream come into the equation you have to get pissed on. Anyone who finds this segment offensive automatically gives me the right and the duty to piss on them as well.Įverybody doses off on the job from time to time. It is simply an expression meant to describe how outrageous and unforgivable the actions of the following people really are. Warning!! No one in the following post is actually being pissed on. Ladies, keep your legs as tight as Tina Turner and you will be ahead of the curve. But a great set of legs can never be imitated. They got pads to make your butt look firm. Pushup bras stop the boobs from looking saggy. Women can learn something about keeping their youth from the book of Demi Moore. Women dream they can be like Stacey Dash and leave everyone Clueless as to how she doesn’t look a day over 30. Michelle Pfieffer is proof to women around the world that fifty is not over the hill. Ladies, if you are going to play the cougar role follow her lead and do it sexy. How ironic is it that this 47 year old is the star of a sitcom called “Cougar Town?” I wouldn’t mind being her co-star any day. But how many of them can say that they do it in the company of the sexiest women in the world? Hugh Heffner has that privilege. Most old guys have the freedom to walk around in pajamas all day.
Forget the Just for Men and embrace it like the singer Michael McDonald.ĭiddy lives by the motto, “When in doubt where black and surround yourself by the most popular young people.” I think he may have something with the whole baby face thing. I didn’t know that Matt Damon was in his forties until I put together this list. Not to mention his hairline is still intact. Former NBA player and current ESPN analyst plays the part just right. We can only hope that we age as well as the ladies and gents listed below.Īll guys worry about that awkward post-thirty stage when you’re too young to dress like a grandpa, but too young to walk around with your pants sagging. All young adults worry about one thing…Getting Old! Guys are petrified of going bald and women spend all of their twenties and thirties dreading a midlife muffin top.
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